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The Slaughter Slog

Ordinary people are placed inside a lethal entertainment dungeon and given the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become interesting before becoming dead.

The dungeon is helping.

Create four Nobodies Ashfield Intake · Coming Soon
Hand-painted Slaughter Slog title surrounded by a dripping skull, crown and warning symbols
Evidence item 05A Contestant branding pending approval
01 Reach the stairs 02 Survive the Floor 03 Entertain the audience

Selection Notice 01

Your continued existence has entered processing

One minute you had a job, a routine, some coffee and problems that felt important at the time. The next minute, you are in a dungeon.

Your office, your building and your street have been flattened, folded and forced into shapes that now make sense for the dungeon and nothing else. You begin as a Nobody: ordinary, underprepared and recently removed from the comforting illusion that the universe has workplace safety regulations.

Three black-and-white Nobody concepts: an anxious accountant, an exhausted shop worker and a confused person in a bathrobe
Reference file 02 Ordinary people · Unsuitable circumstances

Contestant support package

Fast. Lethal. Politely administered.

The Slaughter Slog is dungeon-crawling action-horror with a sense of humour about how badly things can go. It is about ordinary people making urgent decisions under impossible pressure while something vast, cheerful and commercially motivated watches the results.

Former status

Nobody

Job. Routine. Bills. An important email you were definitely going to answer.

Current status

Content

Rooms. Corridors. Traps. Monsters. Loot. Something watching.

Conditional status

Crawler

If you survive long enough for the dungeon to register you properly.

Black-and-white Goblin Scavenger character with a stolen kitchen knife, poor hygiene and no heroic intentions
Local assistance provider Customer satisfaction unrecorded

Selection Phase · Standard intake

Create Four Nobodies

Form SS N4 Cleared for immediate use

Standard play begins with four Nobodies. Each one has enough history to make survival interesting and death inconvenient.

Small print: Generated Nobodies begin with Might 2, Speed 2, Intellect 2 and Stress 2. Personal attachments have no mechanical value until the dungeon notices them.

Mandatory pre-intake assessment

Can You Reach the Lift?

Your intake group has been processed. Select one surviving Nobody and demonstrate that they can cross an atrium without becoming content.

Current contestant Awaiting intake selection

Choose a Nobody from the records above. Failure removes that contestant from the intake group.

CONTESTANT MOBILITY ASSESSMENT // ATRIUM 01
Reach the elevator. Avoid becoming content.
STATUS: AWAITING COMPLIANCE
Arrow keys / WASD. Reach the lift. Music starts only when you switch it on.

Learn to Play // Interactive intake

Survive your first few minutes.

This short interactive onboarding teaches the basic rules of The Slaughter Slog by making you use them. Choose what your Nobodies do. Commit resources. Roll the dice. Try to reach a Live Entrance.

Small print: No previous rules knowledge required. Poor judgement remains entirely optional.

Interactive intake file SS-AF-01

Ready to become interesting?

Opening the Intake leaves this page and begins a contained learn-to-play experience.

Enter

ENTER THE ASHFIELD

Small print: Pressing this button constitutes informed consent where legally convenient.

Local intake zone identified

The Ashfield Intake

Ashfield was not special. This was one of its great strengths.

A UK opening session designed to teach players and the GM/AI how the game works through play. It begins in the remains of the ordinary world, holding ordinary things, thinking ordinary thoughts and being invited by an extraordinary system to become interesting very quickly.

Document status Layout pending processing

The Ashfield Intake PDF will be added here when final production is complete. The Slog Crawler’s Guide remains in internal processing.

Final administrative reminder

The dungeon should be lethal, but never dull.

Keep moving. Keep choosing. Keep opening doors despite every previous experience suggesting this is a terrible idea.

Create another intake group

Contestant Appreciation Notice // Voluntary*

Nobody does it better.

This has been noted.

Your unexpected emotional response to the Nobody programme has been logged and forwarded to Development.

The Slaughter Slog is still being built, tested and subjected to entirely appropriate levels of interference. If you enjoyed Nobody and want to see what happens next, you can support Mogshade Games and help us keep making the game.

Continued enthusiasm may result in additional Floors.

Small print: Feelings of unusual fondness toward fictional contestants are considered normal and commercially encouraging.